Ahh New Years Day, my 245th favorite day of the year falling between March 15 and November 19. Simply Magical. This year to celebrate the arrival of my 245th favorite day of the year, I’ve decided to write a list of of the top 13.5 things I hope to accomplish in the upcoming year which I have dubbed the Year of AWESOME!!
Why 13.5 things? Well the answer is simple. I first took all the numbers in 2014 and added the together to get 7 then I multiplied by 4 to get 28 divided by pie (because it’s delicious) ending up with 8.917 since this a silly number I simply picked 13.5 out of a hat.
These resolutions/accomplishments appear in no particular order of accomplishment.
Number 13.5 Find a rock that looks like Abraham Lincoln.
I think it would be super neat to find a rock that looks like Lincoln. When I find this rock this year, I will build a special display case and proudly show my Lincoln rock to all those who visit my house.
Number 13. Wear this hat more.
Simply because it’s an awesome hat and it will look really good with a pair of mirrored sunglasses and a glass of lemonade.
Number 12. Run a 5k while wearing a cape.
Not enough people run wearing capes. Bonus, the flapping of the cape makes you appear faster
Number 11. Find out the true meaning of this saying.
Number 10: Plant a garden containing the following vegetables:
Carrots, heirloom tomatoes (so I can tell all my friends they are heirloom quality), peas, okra (cause I have no idea what it is), kale, and sweet corn.
Number 9: Spend more time dressed doing this:
Because coffee always tastes better while wearing spandex!!!
Number 8: Memorize the Nicene Creed
Number 7: Spend more time climbing hills on my bike.
Hills are awesome and when you get to the top you get go back down and climb it all over again.
Number 6: Build a bird house. They need shelter too.
Number 5: Figure out once and for all if soy sauce is effective at replacing lost sodium while racing.
Would finally allow me to use the stack of soy sauce packets living in my fridge.
Number 4: Dance more.
My current dancing style needs a little work. Although, my choice in dancing apparel is second to none.
Number 3: Eat more Raisin Bran
Number 2: Watch the sunrise while sitting on this seat.
Number 1: Work on becoming the person God desires me to be.
(This one may take a while)
(But don’t worry, I have help)